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TheOneWiththe2082.08TheOneWiththeChandlergetsanewcomputer.RossisdepressedabouthavingtochosebetweenJulieandRachel.Chandlersuggeststheymakealistofprosandcons,whichsomehownevermakesitpastthecons.RosschosesRachel,butthenshefindsthelistanddecidesshedoesn'twanttobewithRossanymore.Monica'sfindsanewjobcreatingThanksgivingrecipesforMockolate,asyntheticchocolatesubstitute.[Scene:MonicaandRachel'sapartment.Phoebe,Monica,andRachelarethere,discussingthenightbefore.]Rachel:RosskissedMonica:Ohmygod,ohmygod,ohmygod!Rachel:Itwasunbelievable!Monica:Ohmygod,ohmygod,ohmyPhoebe:Ok,allright.Wewanttoheareverything.Monica,getthewineandunplugthephone.Rachel,doesthisendwellordoweneedtogetunplugvRachel:Oh,itendedverywell.Phoebe:Oh.Monica:Donotstartwithoutme.DonotstartwithoutPhoebe:Ok,allright,let'shearaboutthekiss.Wasitlikeasoftbrushagainstyourlips?Orwasitlikea"Igottahaveyounow"kindofgotta<美俚>havegottoandthenwejustsortofsunkintoenseadj.激烈的/sinkintovPhoebe:Ok,so,ok,washeholdingyou?OrwashishandlikeonyourRachel:No,actuallyfirsttheystartedonmywaist.Andthen,theyslidup,andthen,theywereinmyhair.waistnMonica:[Scene:Ross'apartment.Ross,Chandler,andJoeyarethereeatingpizza.]Ross:AndthenIkissedher.Joey:Ross:Joey:Opening[Scene:CentralPerk.Joey,Phoebe,Monica,andChandlerarethere;Chandlerisshowingeveryonehisnewcomputer.]Chandler:Allright,checkoutthisbadboy.12megabytesofRam.500megabyteharddrive.Built-inspreadsheetcapabilitiesandamodemthattransmitsatover28,000b.p.s.megabyten.兆字節/built-inadj.內置的/spreadsheetn.電子數據表/capabilityn能/transmitv.傳送Phoebe:Wow.Whatareyougonnauseitfor?Chandler:(doggedly)Gamesandstuff.doggedlyadv.固執地Monica:Therearenojobs.TherearenojobsforJoey:Wait,here'sone.WouldyoubewillingtocookMonica:There'sanadforanakedJoey:No,butifyou'rewillingtocooknaked,thenyoumightbewillingtodancenaked.Andthen...(Rossenters,distraughtadjRoss:Phoebe:Hey,oh,so,um...how'dyoumakeoutlastRoss:Thatisfunny.Thatispainfullyfunny.No,wait.Wait,yeah,that'sjustpainful.Monica:Waitaminute.IthoughtlastnightwasRoss:Yeah,itwas,but...Igethome,ok,andIseeJulie'ssalinesolutiononmynighttable.AndI'mthinkingtomyself,ohmygod,whattheamIng?Imean,hereIam,IamwithJulie,thisincredible,greatwoman,whoIcareaboutandwhocaresaboutme,andI'mlike,whatamIjustgonnathrowallthataway?salineadj.含鹽的/solutionn.溶液/nighttablen.床頭柜/careaboutvJoey:YougotallthatfromsalineMonica:WearetalkingaboutRachelhere.YouandRoss:Believeme,I'vebeendreamingaboutmeandRachelfortenyearsnow.Butnow,I'mwithJulie,soit'slikemeandJulie,meandRachel,meandJulie,meand...Rachel.Rachel,Rachel.dreamaboutvRachel:Heyyou.Ross:Howareyou?Rachel:Good.Howareyou?Ross:Good.Julie:Hi,Ross:Hi,Julie.Hi,Julie.Julie,howareyou?Julie:Good.something,Phoebe?Phoebe:Oh,well,actually.Ross:Playit.Phoebe:Ok,allJoey:Hey,Julie,Ididn'tknowyouworewearlensesv.戴眼Julie:What?Ross:Phoebe:Ok,hi,o,hi,ok,so...thisisasongaboutalovetrianglebetweenthreepeoplethatImadeup.It'scalled"TwoofThemKissedLastlovetrianglen.戀愛三角關系/makeupvPhoebe:Therewasagirl,we'llcallherBetty,andaguylet'scallhimNeil.NowIcan'tstressthispointtoostrongly,thisstoryisn'treal.NowourNeilmustdecide,whowillbethegirlthathecastsaside.WillBettybetheonewhohelovestruly?Orwillitbetheonewhowe'llcallLoolie?Hemustdecide,hemustdecide,eventhoughImadehimup,hemustcastasidev[Scene:Mr.Ratstatter'soffice.Monicaisthereaboutajob.]Ratstatter:Thisisaniceresume.Nice,nice,nice.Muyimpressivo.resumen.簡歷/Muyimpressivo<Spanish>extremelyimpressivetooclear.entailv.需要[eg:YourplanentailsalofofRatstatter:Mockolate.Monica:I'msorry?Ratstatter:Mockolate.It'sacompleysyntheticchocolatesyntheticadj.人工合成的/substitutenMonica:(HepullsoutapieceofRatstatter:Goahead.Tryapiece.Yeah,wethinkthatMockolateisevenbetterthanchocolate.Monica:Allright.Ratstatter:Yeah?Monica:Ilovehowitcrumbles.Nowsee,yourchocolatedoesn'tdocrumblev.[eg:ThisbreadcrumbleseversoRatstatter:No,ma'am.Well,anyhoo,weshouldbegettingourF.D.A.approvalanydaynow,hopefully,intimeforThanksgiving.See,thewaywelookatit,chocolatealreadydominatesmostofyourmajorfood-preparationholidays:Easter,Christmas,whathaveanyhoo<俚>anyhow;anyway/approvaln.批準/anydaynowdominatev.優勢/TheU.SFoodandDrugAdministration(FDAorUSFDA)isanagencyoftheUnitedStatesDepartmentofHealthandHumanServicesandisresponsibleforregulatingandsupervisingthesafetyoffoods,dietarysupplements(n.drugs,vaccines,biologicalmedicalproducts,bloodproducts,medicaldevices,radiation-emittingdevices,veterinary(ductsandcosmetics.TheFDAalsoenforcessection361ofthePublicHealthServiceActandtheassociatedregulations,includingsanitationrequirementsoninterstatetravelaswellasspecificrulesforcontrolofdiseaseonproductsrangingfrompetturtlestosemen(n.)donationsforassistedreproductivemedicinetechniques.Monica:Mmm-Ratstatter:But,we'rethinking,giventherightmarketing,wecanmakeThanksgivingtheMockolateholiday.Monica:Ratstatter:Aren'tyougoingtoswallowthat?Monica:Justwaitingforittostopbubbling.Ratstatter:Yeah,isn'tthatgreat?Monica:(withfalseenthusiasm)Ratstatter:Well,anyhoo,wearelookingforacoupleofchefswhocancreatesomeThanksgiving-themedrecipes.YouthinkyoumightbeThanksgiving-themedadj.以感恩節為/recipen.食Monica:Abso...lu y.See,Ilovecreatingnewrecipes.IloveThanksgiving.And,wellnow,IloveMockolate.Ratstatter:Monica:Especiallytheaftertaste,youknow,I'lllya,that'lllastyatillChristmas.aftertasten[Scene:MonicaandRachel'sapartment.MonicaandPhoebearethere.MonicaissuggestingMockolaterecipestoPhoebe.]Monica:HowaboutMockolatemoussen.(一種多含奶油的)甜Phoebe:It'snotveryThanksgiving-Monica:Ok,howaboutpilgrimMockolatepilgrimn.清Phoebe:Whatmakesitpilgrim?Monica:We'llputbucklesonit.bucklen.搭扣/Pilgrimbucklesaresomepopularornaments(n.thatresembletheclasp(nsuchasametalsquare,onashoeorhat,characteristicoftraditionalpilgrimcostumesRachel:Hey.Phoebe:Hey.Monica:Rachel:DidRosscall?Monica:No,I'mRachel:Whydidn'thecall?He'sgonnastaywithJulie,isn'the?He'sgonnastaywithherandshe'sgoingtobeall,"Hi,I'mJulie,Rosspickedme,andwe'regonnagetmarried,havealotofkidsanddigupstuffPhoebe:Nooffense,butthatsoundsnothinglikeNooffenseadv[Scene:ChandlerandJoey'sapartment.RossisupinarmsabouttheRachel/Juliesituation.]beupinarmsabout<俚>Extremelyupset;indignant(adj.憤慨的)火冒三丈[eg:Allusstudentsareupinarmsatthenewstheschoolisraisingourtuitiontenpercent]Ross:Idon'tknowwhattodo.WhatamIgonnado?Imean,thisislikeacompletenightmare.Chandler:Oh,Iknow.Thismustbesohard.Oh,no.Twowomenloveme.They'rebothgorgeousandsexy.Mywallet'stoosmallformyfifties,andmydiamondshoesaretootight.Joey:Hey,here'sathought,Chandler:Don'ttouchthecomputer.Don'tevertouchthecomputer.Joey:Ross,listen.Igottwowordsforyou.Threesome.Chandler:Ok,allright,look.Let'sgetlogicalaboutthis,ok?We'llmakealist.RachelandJulie,prosandcons.Oh.We'llputtheirnamesinbold,withdifferentfonts,andIcanusedifferentcolorsforeachprosandconsn.贊成和的理由/boldn.粗體/fontn.字Ross:Can'twejustuseapen?Chandler:No,Amishboy.阿米什人(Amish)是和安大略省的一群新教再洗禮派門諾會信徒(又稱亞米胥派),嚴密的組織,過著與世隔絕的生活Joey:Allright,let'sstartwiththecons,'causethey'remorefun.Allright,Rachelfirst.Ross:Idon'tknow.Imean,allright,Iguessyoucansayshe'salittlespoiledsometimes.spoiledadj.Joey:YoucouldsayRoss:AndIguess,sometimes,she'salittleditzy,youknow.AndI'veseenherbealittletoointoherlooks.Oh,andJulieandI,wehavealotincommon'causewe'rebothpaleontologists,butRachel'sjustaditzyadj.<俚>basicallyactingreallydumbandinnocent.NotreallyknowingwhatisgoingChandler:Waitress.Gotit.YouguyswannaplayDoom?Orwecouldkeepngthis.Whatelse?Doom(alsotypesetasDOOM)isa1993first-shootercomputergamebyidSoftwarethatisalandmarktitleinthefirst- shootergamegenre,andinfirstgamingingeneral.Itiswidelyrecognizedforpioneeringimmersive3Dgraphics,networkedmultiplayergamingonthePCplatform,andsupportforcustomexpansionsRoss:Idon'tJoey:Oh,heranklesarealittlechubbyadj.Chandler:Ok,let'sdoJulie.What'swrongwithher?Ross:She'snotRachel.[Scene:MonicaandRachel'sapartment.MonicahasmadefoodforPhoebeandRacheltotaste.]Monica:Ok,thisispumpkinpiewithmockolatecrumbcrust.Thisismockolatecranberrycake,andthesearemockolatechips.Justlikethensserved.crumbn.碎屑/crustn.面/cranberryn.紅Rachel:Ohmygod.Monica:Ohmygodgood?Rachel:Ohmygod,Ican'tbelieveyouletmeputthisinmymouth.Phoebe:Oh,ohsweetLord!Thisiswhatevilmusttastelike![Scene:ChandlerandJoey'sapartment.Chandlerisonthephonewithacomputerhotline.]Chandler:I'mlingyouthisthingwon'tprint.Yes,Ipressedthatbuttonlike100times.Youknow,forahotline，youarenotsohot.What?Whatisthatinthebackground?AreyouwatchingStarTrek?trekn.艱苦跋涉/StarTrekisanAmericansciencefictionentertainmentseriesandmediafranchise.TheStarTrekfictionaluniversecreatedbyGeneRoddenberryisthesettingofsixevisionseriesincludingtheoriginal1966StarTrek,inadditiontotenfeaturefiwithaneleventhinpost-productiontobereleasedonMay8,2009.Thefranchisealsoextendstodozensofcomputerandgames,hundredsofnovelsandinstancesoffanfiction,severalfan-createdproductions,aswellasathemedattractioninLasVegasBeginningwiththeoriginalTVseriesandcontinuingwiththesubsequentfiandseries,thefranchisehascreatedacultphenomenonandhasspawnedmanypopculturereferences.星際(Rossenterswithamelancholymelancholyadj.Joey:Hey,sohow'ditgowithJulie?DidyoubreakherRoss:Yes,itwashorrible.Shecried.Icried.Shethrewthings,theyhitme.Anyway,Ididtherightthing.Chandler:So,SpockactuallyhugshisSpockisEnterprise’sfirstofficerinfamousfictionalTVseriesStarRachel:Hey,doyouguyshave...hi.Ross:Hi.Rachel:WhereyouRoss:IjustgotbackfromJulie's.Rachel:Oh.Ross:No,no,it'snotwhatyouthink.It'stheotherthing.Rachel:Well,what'stheotherthing,whatdoIthink?(JoeyislookingatRachel,smiling,andgesturinghisheadtowardsRoss.)Ross:Well...Joey:HebrokeupwithJulie.Well,gohugher,forgod'ssakes.Rachel:Really?Ross:Really.It'salwaysbeenyou,Rach.(RossandRachelhug.Spectatorsscream)spectatorn.Rachel:Oh,Rachel:Oh,oh,thisisgood,thisisreallyRoss:Iknow,it'salmost...Whatdoyousaywegotakeawalk,justus,notthem?takeawalkvRachel:LetmegetmyRoss:Ok.No,hey,whoa,whoa,I'llgetyourRachel:Ok,he'sgoin'togetmycoat.He'sgoin'togetmycoat.Ohmygod,youguys.Ican'tbelievethis.Thisisunbelievable.What'sChandler:What?Nothing.(Chandlerclosesupthelaptopcomputerscreen)Rachel:What'sthat?What?Isawmyname.Whatisit?Hey,it'sprinting!(Chandlerripsoffthesheetofpaperfromtheripoffv.Rachel:Wellwhatisit?Letmesee.Ross:Hey,someoneorderacoat?Rachel:Ross,Chandlerwrotesomethingaboutmeonhiscomputerandhewon'tletmesee.Ross:Hewon't?Hewon't!Because,isn'tthattheshortstoryyouwereChandler:Yes,itis,shortstory,thatIwaswriting.Rachel:AndI'minit?Thenletmereadit.All:Rachel:ComeJoey:Hey,whydon'tyoureaditto(JoeymakeseyeatRoss,ButRossandChandlerstareangrilyatJoey,whothinkshehascomeupwithagoodidea.)makeeyesatvChandler:(throughgrittedteeth)Alright.Itwassummer,anditwashot.Rachelwasthere.Alonelygraycouch.Ohlook,criedNed,andthenthekingdomwashisforever.Theend.gritvi.咬牙切齒地說/grayadj.Ross:That'sit?That'sallyouwrote?You'retheworstwriterinthewholeRachel:Allright,youknowwhat?Thisisn'tfunnyanymore.There'ssomethingaboutmeonthatpieceofpaperandIwanttoseeit.Ross:No,youRachel:Allright,youknowwhat,that'sfine.Ifyouguyswanttobechildrenaboutthis,that'sfine.Idonotneedtoseeit.(Rachelgrabsthepaper,threeguyspouncesonher,butfailedandsherunsacrosstheroom,readingittoherself.）pounceonv.Rachel:Whatisthis?Ross,whatisChandler:Goodluck.(ChandlerandJoeyleavequickly.）Ross:Ok,just,justrememberhowcrazyIamaboutyou,ok?Rachel:Kindofditzy?Toointoherlooks?Spoiled?Ross:Nowthat'salittlespoiled.Hewassupposedtotypelittle,theRachel:JustaRoss:No,that,thatwas,Imean,asopposedtothe...ok.Isthisoveryet,Rach?asopposedtoadv.Rachel:Oh!IdonothavechubbyRoss:No,no,wait,ok,ok,lookattheotherside.LookatJulie'sRachel:SheisnotRachem.Whatthe'saRachem?IsthatsomestupidpaleontologywordthatIwouldn'tknowbecauseI'mjustawaitress.paleontologyn(ShegoesintoherapartmentandslamstheRoss:No,Rach,comeon.Rach!Rach,no,no!She'snotRachel,sheis,sheisnot,Rachel?[Scene:CentralPerk.Chandler,Monica,Joey,andPhoebeareChandler:Mydiary!Mydiary,that'sbrilliant.Ishouldhavetoldheritwasmydiary,sheneverwouldhavemademereadhermydiary.diaryMonica:Youknow,that'strue.You'dbeagreat dayafteranemergency.Phoebe:IcannotbelieveRossevenmadethislist.Whata thatdoesstupidthings.AnJoey:Hey,cuthimsomeslack.ItwasChandler'sslackadj./cutsbsomeslacktonotjudgesomeoneasseverelyasyouusuallywouldbecausetheyarehavingproblemsatthepresenttime放一馬Phoebe:Monica:Chandler:Ohgood,Iwashothatwouldcomecomeupv.Monica:Thiswasyouridea?Phoebe:Whatwereyouthinking?Chandler:Allright,let'sgetsomehere,ok?Thesethings,theyhappenforareason.Monica:Yeah.crap,don'tyou?karmanPhoebe:Yeah,bytheway,goodluckinyournextlifeasadungdungn.糞肥/beetlen.甲蟲dungbeetle[Scene:MonicaandRachel'sapartment.Rachelissittingonthecouch,eating.Itisrainingout.Rossclimbsupthefireescapeandisknockingonthewindow.]attachedtotheoutsideofabuildingRoss:Rach!Whoops!Rach,hey,openup,Rachel:Whensomebodydoesnotbuzzyouin,Ross,thatmeansgoaway.Thatdoesn'tmeanpleaseclimbupthefireescape.Ross:Ijustwannareadsomething.It'syourprolist.Rachel:Notinterested.[Rachelclosesthedrapesoverthewindow,goesintoherbedroomandclosesthedoor.]drape<美>curtainRoss:Ok,ok,No.1:Thewayyoucryatgameshows.No.2:howmuchyouloveyourfriends.No.3:thewayyouplaywithyourhairwhenyou'reNo.4:howbraveyouareforstartingyourlifeover.No.5:howgreatyouarewithBen.Ross:No.6:thewayyousmell.Joey:Hey,Ross!Whatareyoun'?Ross:Hey,Joey.Youwannaopenthewindow?Joey:Oh,yeah,Ido.(Heopensthewindow,Rosscomesin,soakedadj.(Chandler:Whatareyoungoutthere?Ross:Iam...Monica:Oh,youmustbefreezing.Youknowwhatyouneed?HowaboutaniceingcupofhotMockolate?streamingadjRoss:Rach,comeon,openup.Rach,comeon,comeon,Rach.Yougottogivemeanotherchance.Rachel:Ross:Rachel:That'swhatIsaid.Chandler:Look,maybeweshouldgo?Rachel:No,youguys,youreallydon'thavetogo,we'redonetalking.Ross:Rach,comeon,look,Iknowhowyoumustfeel.Rachel:No,youdon't,Ross.Imaginetheworstthingsyouthinkaboutyourself.Now,howwouldyoufeeliftheonethatyoutrustedthemostintheworldnotonlythinksthemtoo,butactuallyusesthemasreasonsnottobewithyou.Ross:No,butIwannabewithyouinspiteofallthoseRachel:Oh,well,that'smightybigofyou,Ross.Isaiddon'tmightyadv.很非常/mightybigadj.Toagreatdegree;extremelybountiful(adj.的)orgenerousRoss:Youknowwhat?If,thingsweretheotherwayaround,there'snothingyoucouldputonalistthatwouldevermakemenotwannabewiththeotherwayaroundadvRachel:Wellthen,Iguessthat'sthedifferencebetweenus.See,I'dnevermakealist.(Sheclosesthedoorinhisface.Rosswalkssullenlybacktothecouchandsitsdown.Amomentofsilenceensues.)sullenlyadv.陰郁地/ensuevi.Joey:Ineverknowhowlongyou'resupposedtowaitinthistypeofasituationbeforeyoucantalkagain,youknow?(Rossstaresblanklyathim)Maybealittlelonger.blanklyadv.[Scene:Mr.Ratstatter'soffice.MonicaisMonica:Now,insomeoftheserecipes,thetiesmayseemjustalittleunusual,likethesecoconutmockolateholidaynutbars.I'veindicatedfourcupsofcoconut,andfourcupsofcrushednut,andonlyonetablespoonofmockolate.tyn.量/coconutn.椰子果/nutbarn.堅果棒/indicatev.需要(配料)/crushed壓碎的/tablespoonnRatstatter:Doesn'tmatter.Monica:What?Ratstatter:OurFDAapprovaldidn'tcomethrough.SomethingaboutlaboratoryethroughvMonica:Ohgosh,I'mRatstatter:Yeah,well,anyhoo,hereisyourcheck.Thankyou